Go to: 01 - The Blasted Lands

Can you survive the Blasted Lands? Um, well... no. No you can't. This game makes no sense. Surprisingly enough, that’s not a quote from a poorly paid reviewer sitting in their mothers basement, it’s a (rather proud) declaration from the writing team. They have worked hard to craft something that is only comprehensible in the most literal of senses. It’s like they looked at the idea of a Solo pick-your-path adventure and didn’t bother to take it seriously at all. If you’re into well-made, balanced, tough-but-fair products, we recommend you go and buy something else. This one: Punishes you for playing properly. Makes fun of you when you cheat. Has exactly one happy ending. But honestly, it's rubbish. Is probably the most fun you've had all week. “I had fun, so I’ll call it a win” - A real person after reading this book. "YOU VILE. Now I'm a murderer and a cheater! You can use this as my official review if you want." - Lofty Jungle Games "Honestly, not my kind of story" - A Loser "I love the layout and art throughout the entire game. The use of colour to guide you through the secret and puzzles is excellent, and I thoroughly enjoyed going back and discovering things I missed and hidden puzzles." - Night Owl Games