I Attended a Museum Gala and All I Got was This Lousy Guilt Trip

Welcome to the biggest fashion night of the year! It's up to you to shine on the red carpet and prove yourself worthy of the adulation of the poor, sad people stuck at home living their lives vicariously through you. Throughout the night, you'll schmooze, glitter, and float through a night of wonders among your peers. It will truly be a night to remember... as long as you ignore the heavy police presence and angry protestors lining the venue and make it through with your dignity and reputation intact. In this solo journaling game, you'll play as a celebrity attending an event while chaos reigns outside your sparkling champagne bubble. Can you make it through the night unscathed, or will you be the next public figure cancelled for their empty-headed opinions? To play, all you need is: one six-sided die or online dice roller pen paper more money and/or fame than empathy Created for Fuck Capitalism Jam 2024 . --- Art and cover by Niq Written and formatted by nicole doen Font credits: Main cover font: DT Getai Grotesk Display Graffiti font hand drawn by Niq Headings: Bagnard Main text: Nightingale