
Hobo Boxing Manager
On Quisicosas since 30 July 2026
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30 July 2026 (on Substack)
What it is about
How to Play You need to make $50 to pay your rent and win the game of life. Recruit a Hobo to train to fight. It is recommended to begin with Smokey for your first time. You can Roll a 6-sided die (D6) for a random choice. Your hobo begins with 20 Health(HP) and 0 Money($). Roll a D6 to see who your first Opponent will be. When you are ready for the fight to begin, roll a D6; If the result is higher than the opponent’s PWR, your hobo wins via brutal Knockout: take the prize money listed. If the result is equal or lower, your hobo loses HP equivalent to the opponent’s DMG stat; keep rolling until the opponent is KO’d. If your hobo loses all of their HP, they die and your hobo boxing manager career is over… Between fights you can use money ($) to purchase Drugs; they may be used at any point and you may have multiple of each. Then search for another Opponent when you’re ready to fight again. See how many months worth of rent you can earn before your career as a hobo boxing manager is over.
