
No Sword, No Problem
On Quisicosas since 21 August 2026
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21 August 2026 (on Substack)
What it is about
OH NO! YOUR MAGIC SWORD BROKE! What are you gonna do!!! Well, I guess you could try talking to the wizard who made it, and maybe, just maybe, they can forge you a new one. Okay, But Really, In No Sword, No Problem you play as a swordfighter whose awesome magic sword has been irrevocably destroyed. In order to get a new magic sword, you'll have to strategically explore new locations, bypass their obstacles, and maintain your patience while collecting quest items. If you fail to collect all the items before your patience runs out, I guess that's it for your swordfighting career. Time to retire ( duhn-dahn-DUHN ). What You Need to Play Something to write with Something to write on Two six-sided dice (2d6) Three eight-sided dice (3d8) Attribution Game Design, Writing, and Layout by Riley Clark © 2026. CC-BY 4.0 . Swordswoman Art by writingpun . Background texture sourced from texturelabs . Fonts are Fraunces for headers and Rasa for body text.
