Mysterious Cargo: Tales of Lower Pliff

You are a recently hired agent of The Wisdom Society of Lower Pliff. You have been promised a great sum of money for one service: Deliver a large quantity of mysterious cargo to its destination without ever learning what the cargo is. Mysterious Cargo: Tales Of Lower Pliff is a zine game. It requires: The play booklet A writing utensil A d4 A candle and something to light it with A tin of mints A method with which to play and listen to a song A lotion or cream that stays where you apply it EDIT: Game's free now! In the words of famed Bollywood singer Akon, go bananza