
Eat A F****** Billionaire
On Quisicosas since 5 November 2025
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5 November 2025 (on Substack)
What it is about
Please note: this product is satire . It is not intended to motivate real life violence, but rather call attention to wealth inequality, food insecurity, and the oppression of marginalized groups by American politicians. Make America Hungry Again 42 million Americans (including 757 thousand Oregonians*) are losing their SNAP benefits because Mr. President Donnie Dump hates poor people. Since millions of Americans are going hungry, it's time to ... Eat a Fucking Billionaire Eat a F****** Billionaire is a timely spinoff of the smash hit Punch a F****** Billionaire . Punching isn't doing the job anymore, so it's time to step up the game. If billionaires are going to let the world burn, how about we throw them on the barbeque? * I happen to live in Oregon. A Meditative Experience Eat a F****** Billionaire is a single player meditative experience in which you imagine eating the very billionaires that are destroying the world. It won't fill your belly, but it might distract you for a few minutes, and sometimes we just need to forget the world for a little while. Inspired by Punch a F****** Nazi , a stand-alone LARPing expansion is included, should you find yourself face to face with a real live billionaire. Note: LARP rules are written for solo play in mind, but feel free to ask your friends to play, too! Praise for Punch a F****** Billionaire and Punch a F****** Nazi "Unlike other games, the original mechanics
translates very smoothly to the LARP implementation." 5/5 stars - shlomgar "I hope everyone plays this every day until we don't have to anymore." 5/5 stars - hex_punk "Thank you for fighting the good fight and providing meaningful art." 5/5 stars - AmidaBosatsu "Pathetic example of typical primitive leftist hate." "Harmful and primitive commie propaganda." 1/5 stars - Adeptus7


