THE DRUNKEN ELVES BRUTAL MASSACRE

THE BRUTAL MASSACRE OF THE DRUNKEN ELVES For centuries, elves have been acting cool. Now it's time to make them pay. The elves have discovered human wine and completely lost their minds. After 6 months of alcoholic raids, the villages have had enough: OPEN HUNT. You are a hunter. Your goal? Kill drunken elves, sell their heads, and get rich. Simple, violent, fun. WHAT KIND OF GAME IS IT? You can play it SOLO, but it's best in a competitive party game. Explore 4 different areas. Fight against drunk and dangerous elves. Buy upgrades to become stronger. Memorize the passwords or risk death. Steal elves from your opponents by shouting "ELVES RUN!" Survive or win by number of heads collected. WHAT MAKES THIS GAME SPECIAL? ✅ 8 unique characters - From the Explorer who finds everyone to the Evildoer who can reroll dice even for his opponents. ✅ Mandatory shouting. ✅ 4 different hunting zones - Each zone has unique modifiers, and you might encounter distracted elves taking a piss, impossible-to-kill royal guards, or spas full of angry elves. ✅ Push-your-luck mechanics - You can retry exploration, but with increasing penalties. How far will you push your luck? ✅ Direct interaction - Steal elves from your opponents during their turns, reroll their dice, or simply outlast them. ✅ Absurd and hilarious lore - The Elven King is called "Luminescent Majestic Splendor of Dawn" and is dead drunk. WHAT DO YOU GET IN THE DOWNLOAD? Complete rules in Italian and English. Printable character sheets. Cartoon-style area maps. WHO IS THIS GAME FOR? ✓ Groups who enjoy competitive games with direct interaction ✓ Those looking for something quick ✓ Lovers of dark humor and cartoon violence ✓ Players who hate pompous elves ✓ Anyone who wants to shout absurd phrases at the gaming table NOT suitable for: Those looking for cooperative games, elves, or anyone who's too serious GAME MODE COMPETITIVE (2-8 players): Last player standing wins, or whoever has the most heads after 10 days SOLO : Collect 20 heads in 10 rounds. Can you do it? WHAT DO PLAYTESTERS SAY? "In the first game, two of us died in the first round." "I died 10/10, but I also died laughing." "My wife stole two elves from me with ELVES ON THE RUN, and I lost the game. I'm asking for a divorce." P.S. - If you're an elf who's offended by this game, remember it's your own fault. You shouldn't have drunk that wine.