A Christmas 'Like' Heist

It's Christmas time. You're Clara, and you're prepared for the ultimate heist: Take every possible 'Like' from the internet, all for yourself. You prepare to take the Likes from puppies, from cats, etc. All through one grand internet post, just in time for the season. Grab a six-sided die, a journal, a pen (or pencil), and a candy cane or some hot cocoa. It's time to get jolly. ( Author note: This is a two-page fictional solo heist TTRPG.)