
Ultimate D100: 20D20 Tables for Taverns
On Quisicosas since 29 May 2025
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29 May 2025 (on Substack)
What it is about
Tired of taverns being just a blank room with ale?
This book fixes that.
The Ultimate D100: 20D20 Tables for Taverns Guide is a system-neutral toolkit for fantasy GMs who want taverns that actually feel alive — filled with rumors, arguments, strange patrons, mysterious doors, and performances that might erupt into bar fights at any second.
Inside, you'll find 20 fully illustrated d20 tables, each focused on a different piece of the tavern puzzle. Use them to add depth, weirdness, humor, or danger to any inn, bar, or roadside watering hole — no prep required.
Whether you’re:
improvising a scene mid-session,
building your campaign’s iconic tavern,
or just spicing up another "you all meet in a tavern" intro...
You’ll find flavorful prompts, quirky characters, and curious hooks to keep your players engaged — and your world feeling alive.
Includes:
✔ 20 original d20 tables, covering everything from shady corners to bar games
✔ Perfect for improvisation or session prep
✔ Fully system-neutral — works with any fantasy RPG
✔ Gorgeous full-color digital art throughout
✔ Hooks, humor, and strange NPCs your players will actually remember
About The Innocent & Definitely Real Gang
We’re lifelong players, DMs, and chaos gremlins making flavorful 5e content for tables like ours (and probably yours). We pack every page with stuff we’d actually use—because we do.
We play every Friday.
Mostly. Sort of. Occasionally. Look, we try.
Named after an unfortunate encounter with an illusionist in our first campaign… and outside of a brief phase where we were “Worse than Strahd.” It's stuck through our campaigns.
(Select images and formatting support were created with the help of AI tools (like Homebrewery and image generation). Everything’s been lovingly curated and chaos-tested by real goblins.)
