Nineties Mascot Platformer

It is the nineties, and it is time for attitude . Jump into the role of a kid from the 1990s playing a "mascot platformer" (you know, like everything that trend-chased Sonic the Hedgehog [not affiliated with this game]). Roll extreme six-sided dice! Answer radical prompts! Use six awesome 1990s video game spark tables to guide your answers! All on one sheet of paper! If nothing else download this for the spark tables, really. No friggin' AI! (you can probably tell from the art, scanned from an index card at the last second) Made on a whim to warm up before an actual jam, maybe as part of catharsis for my weird youth.