OOPS, ALL GOBLINS!

"They lived fast, died loud, and tasted like chicken." Lore The Great Goblin King is hungry, and he’s bored of eating rocks. He has summoned your pathetic crew—Snarl, Gulp, Itchy, and Toof—to play a game of Shiny-Bones. The rules are simple: roll the dice, fill the scorecard, and don’t explode. If you win, you get a pile of gold. If you lose, you’re the main course. Unfortunately, goblins are made of glass and bad decisions. As your friends’ limbs fly off and their hearts stop beating, you’ll have to decide: do you mourn their passing, or do you eat their meat to stay in the game? Game Details Number of Players: 1 (Solo PnP) Genre: Dark Fantasy / Push-Your-Luck / Dice Chaser Play Time: 10–15 minutes of pure carnage. Main Mechanics: Strategic Yahtzee-style scoring with a "Death-Spiral" twist. Core Mechanics The Mishap: Roll too many 1s and your goblin literally falls apart. The SPLAT! Table: Permanent, gory injuries that change how you roll. A missing eye or a "gut leak" isn't just flavor—it's a mechanical nightmare. Waste Not, Want Not: When a party member dies, the survivor can cannibalize them to heal, at the cost of their next turn’s focus. One More!: A high-stakes "Desperation Roll" that grants an extra die for a massive bonus—or instant, messy death. The King’s Tax: A final-round survival check where the King throws boulders at anyone who can't roll a 6. Requirements To play this game, you only need: 5 Six-Sided Dice (d6) (plus one extra "Lucky Die" for desperation rolls). 1 Pencil/Pen (and something to wipe the blood off with). 1 Printed Game Sheet (Included in the PDF!). Zero Regret . Goblins are replaceable; points are forever.